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In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.
Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!
Sean: His mom
on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!
🗣️: why are you making that wholesome edit today?
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”
Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.
Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!
To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.
The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.
Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.
Chris is a great lil son. He can’t beat you in game pigeon but we love em anyway. He is strangely happy all the time which puts everyone around him in a good mood. It’s weird to see him sad, and when he is sad you are sad. We don’t want our lil Sonny boy to be sad. Sonny Boy Chris is absolutely hilarious and has the best sense of humor ever. He is a people person and can make anyone around him happy.
Sonny Boy Chris galloped through the tulips.
A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.
Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba
"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G
Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"