A wall magnet is a person (usually a guy) who stands in a corner or by a wall during a motive. They never interact with anyone and when you seen them you wonder why they even came
Guy 1: That guy has been there since the beginning of the motive and he hasn’t talked to no one.
Guy 2: That’s bc he’s a wall magnet that just stays on their phone swiping through the Home Screen
A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.
Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"
A gang that lurks near walls that yells at anybody passing by until someone confronts them.
“Geez those wall hobos were so offensive.
When your driving on any two lane road and you have a car in front of you and one on your left or right driving under the speed limit at the exact same pace!
Also know as a "moron blockade"
Goddamnit I'm already late and now I'm stuck behind this idiot wall!!!
When you are having sexual intercourse, doggie style, with your partner and the male component sticks his thumb in the females asshole and presses down while feeling your dick penetrate your significant other asshole
Jon: I was butt walling this hoe last week. She's been buying me dinner every night since.
When you're throwing so much shit at the metaphorical wall so something will stick that the metaphorical wall turns brown and you can no longer see its original colour.
1) Man its so hard to find work nowdays I've just been brown-walling everything I see in the classifides
2) I've been having no luck with girls lately so I'm just brown-walling them all hoping something will happen somewhere
Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.
-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!