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For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.
Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took
I cant remeber shit I got hella bar shocked after that dab from all those xannys this morning
The sex act of tying to butter faced girls together and Cumming on them
2 butter faced girls let me make Nutter butter bars
(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"
it means like fucking deep but like fake deep like as a joke ( sarcastically )
Friend: dude did u know that if you’re depressed you’re not happy
You: dude seriously fucking bars
Something you buy for someone when you're not sure if they would even want it and it turns out that they really don't want it so you try to sell it on a college facebook page.
got a bull bar as a surprise for my boyfriend and he didn't want it?!