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The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 28, 2011


Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

by BigButt.SoWhat? February 17, 2011


Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.

Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..

by December 24, 2021


Monkey Dipping

The act of bmxing, or traveling on bike. Usually up-taken by gay men.

Monkey Dipping- 3 Faggets riding their bikes around when theyre bored.

by MonkeyDipper May 5, 2011


monkey whipper

My user name or just a person that whips monkeys OR a rapist or all three of them.

1: have you heard of the monkey whipper rapist?
2: you mean monkey whipper on the urban dictionary?
1: yea him.
3: IM THE MONKEY WHIPPER!

by mokney whipper April 20, 2022


Tame the monkeys

When the monkeys in your head are going crazy

Student: *not paying attention

Teacher: emma, tame the monkeys

by Kayshepherd_1121 May 28, 2021


tark monkey

1. a retarded dumb fuck.
2. and dumbass

gosh you are being such a tark monkey!

by LochNess94 June 19, 2013