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April 15: The shittiest day in April AKA Tax Day AKA The due date to file your taxes.
The day where hundreds of thousands of procrastinators form miles-long lines to the post office at 11:50PM on April 15 because they waited until the last minute to file their taxes. (Even though you get 4 months to do so)
To add to the suckiness of this day, it is also the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination and the sinking of the Titanic.
That Sucks Day is basically an American tradition/holiday in itself
To celebrate That Sucks Day, it is fitting to go to your local post office and laugh at the idiots waiting in line five minutes before midnight because you filed your taxes months ago
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The day on which a person is born, basically a synonym for birthday.
A very Happy Born Day to you !
Hey...Its his born day today !
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a green day is a wasted day where you do nothing but smoke pot (an illegal drug) it is also the name of a popular punk band.
ie. i am having a green day tomorow.
or
i like green day
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The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.
I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.
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When someone in high school or college skips school just because they're tired
Hey man you coming to school today?
No, that party kept me up late last night, i'm gonna take a Sammy Day
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The day where the Indigenous Australian's world came crashing down.
Captain Cook claiming Australia for Britain aka. Invasion Day.
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=coined by Abby Lindsay to describe the repeating mental state of dogs when their owners return home, at which time they have forgotten that everything that happened today, happened just as it did yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, etc.
GroundDog Day
As in--
"Daddy, what is GroundDog Day?"
"Daddy, Daddy, you're home. I can't believe you came home. I didn't think you'd ever come home.
You've never left me alone for this long before. Daddy, Daddy. I love you soooo much…."
whimper, whimper, doggie kiss, doggie kiss, tail wag, tail wag, hip swagger, hip swagger
"Daddy, Daddy, can I have a Scoobie Snack? Huh, huh.?
"Daddy, you wouldn't believe what Kelly Ripa was wearing today…you really shouldn't have gone to work…what is work anyway, Daddy?
Daddy, can I have some wet food tonight Daddy…what are you eating?…can I go out and play?
When am I going to get a baby brother or sister…how come all the other dogs are walking their Mommies and Daddies by and not me…
Daddy, I saw them pee on my yard….
Daddy, can I sleep on your bed when you're gone…jk Daddy…
Daddy, I can't believe you came home for me….
scratch, scratch, lick, scratch
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