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When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol
Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.
I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!
Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world
The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.
A term used in a work-in-progress Animan Studios animation which just like their others, is just animated gay porn.
The clip in question is of a white boy performing anal sex on an older gentleman, whom while being fucked, asks for any more people to "service his dad pussy". Since they did it in their yard, 2 men watch from the fence.
"Any more of you horny fellas need to service my dad pussy? It's warm and it's wet, and it's waiting for you."
When you are cruising in a car and you are enjoying a snack in the back seat and your dad reaches around for a handful of your snack, expecting you to share.
On a family road trip I open a bag of chips, then from the front seat comes the dad grab! I was nice and shared!!!!
An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.
Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.