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When your cupping your girls boob and taking a shit at the same time
"Did you think i should try the Cup and Dump on Stacey tonight?"
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
A dump so urgent that that it escapes your colon and splashes down like an Apollo space capsule from way out in 3 point land before you’ve had time to sit.
I was clenched up and prairie dogging, and befor I could even plant cheeks on the seat it was a Steph curry dump from 3 point land. Nothing but net
The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.
Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..