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Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.
You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.
Expelling so much piss at one time that it sounds like you’re dumping a bucket of water on the ground
“Does anyone know where Matt went?”
“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket”
When you take a huge shit before having sex
"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.
My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.