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Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.
"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"
"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"
the art of wearing g string speedo's backwards
" Did you see Adrian today, he had on his dutch speedos"
Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.
A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.
"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"
When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”