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A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms
First I came. Then we slung the webs as I gave him a spiderman high five
He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!
(V.) Originating from being able to pass someone when driving, even if you slowed down to 5 mph under the speed limit. Has since evolved to mean "to pass someone with ease"
These morning joggers are so slow, I could five under them any time I wanted.
I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.
a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.
may I have ten whoppers?
no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?
A "High-Five Fucker" refers to a nazi or neo-nazi. Specifically the nazi salute, as reaching out for a high-five resembles the over-the-head salute.
"Yo what is he wearing?"
"A swastika armband, of course it won't let be John that High-Five fucker."
A statement made that is verifiably false; Utter bullshit; untrue
“While she believed the YouTube report to be factual, it turned out to be total forty-five.”