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A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.
Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.
Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.
Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.
My mate James a few years ago was in French class and while he was sitting down he pulled down just the backside of his pants to let his butt free
Person 1: Hey mate, I'm French sitting
Person 2: Oh yes bro, that is so chill
When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.
A thot so slutty and slimy she looks like a frog covered in m&m sauce.
Brittany is a French frog 🐸
The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.
drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place