Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

I may be from the bog but Im not turf

Refers to people living in the Irish countryside or just outside Dublin. Sarcasm - Im not thick

Are you serious? I may be from the bog but Im not turf

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do you know anyone from gobles?

it is the code word you use when you dont wanna date that person because you think he is a total jerk face. jerkface being someone who is very inconsiderate of others, doesnt like you for who you are, and is all around not important.

t-leaf.. do you know anyone from gobles?
(then you walk away)

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There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted

The thing that Urban Dictionary says when there's an error when you try to publish.

Me: *Clicks Submit*
Urban Dictionary: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted
Me: Can't find error.
Me: REEEEEEEEEEE

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YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!

something you say when you don't have anything else to do on bee swarm simulator discord

random1: what's the best way to level up my bees?
random2: YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!

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doesn't know his brass from his oboe

Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).

You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.

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like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

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