Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

Honey goat

The action of using a mixture of goat sperm and honey to oil someone up.

I honey goated that girl Jessica last night

Lil Goat

A person who has goat tendencies. Also they do goat things on a smaller scale

Being the best basketball player at your local rec center. Aye man you a Lil goat

The goat of rap

Yeat. It is yeat. Luh crank

Person 1 Whos the goat of rap?
Person 2 Yeat. No argument

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Goat Handling

To sexually assault a goat.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"

"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"

Goat Boy

An epithet given to a person channeling her/his inner demons in a state of hunger or tiredness often resulting in a goat like scream from the depths of hell.

-Listen, just chill out man, the pizza guy is on his way.
-GWHUUAAWAAHIIOOOAHW F@#* YOU!
-Whoa, play it cool goat boy!

Let's goat

Same as "let's go", except that the going persons have to go the way a goat would.

-Hey guys, let's goat !
-NAAAAAA !