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When you’re eating out a girl and she pees on you.
Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a golden feast.
The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.
"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"
A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.
I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month
The level of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.
"I am just trying to stay in the golden state"
someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.
I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do
Punching a full bladder from the anus
John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.