cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.

Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

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Half Sheek On

A semi erection that often occurs early morning.

'Dan move up'
'I cant iv only got a half sheek on'

half-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's parent's half-sibling.
2. The half-sibling of one's parent-in-law.

My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.

half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.

half-pibling-in-law.

half-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.

My half-cousin-nibling is a good person.

Days-And-A-Half

The nervous and obvious act of lying when someone asks how long you have been doing something.

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"

Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"

Mom-" Billy??"

Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"