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When a man takes a huge dump into a condom, puts it in the freezer until it is frozen, then the girl uses it as a dildo
"I heard old Ms.Habernackel used little timmys corn filled artic ice pickle."
"EWWWWWWWWW thats gross"
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When performing oral sex on a man, the person performing the act has a piece of ice in their mouth.
Man, I've never seen anyone ice the ball wagon quite like Sally has.
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The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
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A sexual act similar to felching that requires breast milk instead of semen.
"We need to come up with a new sex fetish."
"How about something involving breast milk?"
"You mean like squirting it up someone's ass, then sucking it back out?"
"So... Hot ice cream?"
"YES!"
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A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.
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A sexual act where frozen semen from the male In the relationship is left to thaw on their partners nose.
Harumpus - Hey Lauri, would you like to try out the Chinese Ice Dragon? I heard it is amazing for new couples.
Lauri - Sure, that sounds tasty!
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Ejaculating into the top of a black women's ass and letting it drip down her asscrack.
Dude Beyonce is so fine brah I wish i could tap that ass and then give her and "Ice Cream Sandwhich"
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