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The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.
I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.
The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...
Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?
Geoff pissed in it.
Fuckin soup terrorist
#giveissiehersoupback also known as Beetroot soup
Beetroot soup is issies
An expression used to describe a pool that's extremely crowded and warm.
Person 1: let's go to the pool!
Person 2: eww...you do know that it's literally human soup, right?
When you strike out with the ladies but still crave something warm and moist on your genitals. You heat up a bowl of soup (preferably a thicker gumbo) and proceed to dip your junk in it, in a teabagging fashion
Well since I couldn’t merge with any strange last night i went home and went souping instead, felt great and didn’t have to kick a skank out of my house the next day