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This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.
Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!
*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*
"JACOB! Gluten-Free."
hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
ohhhh i love jacobing in the night
A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick
Jacob is a guy who loves Goths and femboys and would absolutely get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked
Did you hear Jacob's snapchat with that one got got leaked?
Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
Did you hear that Jacob's snaps with the goth got leaked?