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Room at Club Alejandro in which many of the greatest sexual encounters of all time have occurred. Unfortunately, the door doesn't have a lock...
What's up, baby? Wanna go to the Jesus Room?
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You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man
An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.
(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")
“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)
”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006
“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007
“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008
“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010
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A nickname for Kaworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion due to the fact that he appears to be gay, from space, and jesus
Person 1: Who is your favorite character from evangelion
Person 2: Kaworu Nagisa
Person 1: Oh, you mean gay space jesus
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When things go awry. When you can no longer take whats happening around you so you ask for the higher power Jesus to take the wheel.
Oh i just cant take this anymore Jesus take the wheel!
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Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.
Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.
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Zabdiel De Jesus is just perfection. He was born on December 13, 1997, in Puerto Rico and is currently 21 years old. He participated in a reality TV show called La Banda when he was 17 years old. Eventually, he won and is now part of a latin boyband called CNCO along with bandmates, Christopher Velez, Richard Camacho, Joel Pimentel, and Erick Brian Colon. He will steal your heart by his looks, his personality, and especially his talented singing and dancing. Even though he has trouble speaking in English, his accent is just everythingggg and it sooo cute when he talks in English. In conclusion, Zabdiel De Jesus is just a beautiful, talented, and amazing human being living in this world.
Omg is that Zabdiel De Jesus ?!?! He so cute omgggg! 🙈
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