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Like Mac and cheese but better
Hey man this .Mac and cheese is like a burnt jew
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The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.
I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.
Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:
Strong hurricanes? Global warming
Weak hurricanes? Global warming
No hurricanes? Global warming
Hot today? Global warming
Cold today? Global warming
Raining too much? Global warming
Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.
Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.
Getting your money stolen after sex
Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
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When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
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