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To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.
He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends
A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew
A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature
Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated
Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.
👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!
Matthew: Hi
👤: *blushes*
The name Matthew means gift from god. Matthew is a very special type of guy. He is the life of the party once he gets even a little fucked up. It’s takes a lot to get Matthew angry so if you manage to do so you better run. Matthew has a lot of fun with his sense of humour that the pussies of his generation claim to be inappropriate. Overall he’s one hell of a fun and caring guy
Yo did you see Matthew at the party he was so fucked up and was the life of the party.
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A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.