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The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.
Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.
Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.
The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.
Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.
The act of eating a Toaster Strudel over a persons back while receiving oral sex.
I met a fatty last night and made her give me a Dutch Strudel. I crumbed her hard.
When you are touched by a Dutch.
Pedro- "I think I just got Dutched"
Carlos- "GG then"
the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person
person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah
What happens when a Dutch Oven goes too far and you have catastrophic diarrhea under the covers while sharing the bed with a friend, partner, or spouse.
I finally slept over at my new boyfriend's house, and of course this was the one night I left a Dutch Foundry under his new satin sheets. Time to find a new boyfriend!
Farting in your purse while your dog is also in the purse
My dog hates is when I give it a paris Hilton Dutch oven