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When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head
Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven
A great anthem, worst nightmare for Formula 1 fans (Red Bull Racing fans are excluded).
non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.
When you put your boner on a girl’s shoulder and when she turns around, you say, “Hoo hoo”.
when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face
At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.
I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.
The act of sitting on ur hand till it goes numb while putting ur hand on another mans dick while he moves ur arm in a circular motion
Hey tony u wanna try a Dutch rudder stranger