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Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.
Did you see Donald trumps hair? Its fucking weird!
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Cat hair weed is marijuana that is found on the floor of your friends room that is covered in cat hair, it is weed lost from the table by small mistakes when either rolling a joint, blunt or when packing a bowl to smoke. This weed is considered free and is readily smoked with no hard feelings from it owner. Also it is often packed into unsuspecting smokes bowls so that everyone can laugh at them for not knowing. Similar to a nature bowl
You find weed on the carpet that is covered in cat hair or other debris, that is cat hair weed
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When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
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noun. a type of hair most Asians have.
it's soft, dark, shiny, and just generally pretty.
woah, I wish I had her magic Asian hair. it's so long and pretty!
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When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".
Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.
Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!
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someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact
“that stupid blue haired liberal is trying to give ppl rights and morals
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You've got that gangly pony hair.
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