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Lots of girls + 2 straight guys + 2 gay guys
Fake college sorority whose only entrance fee is the ability to chug your drink.
People who will do anything for a free drink.
YOLOing in a college town.
When you come to delta drunk you will never escape sober
basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.
"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."
Drunker than one usually is after the same drinks consumed
Last week I had 6 shots and I was fine, this week I had 3 and I'm double drunk
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
being drunk for a minimal of 48 hours with periods of blacking out involved
"Bro, everybody's back in plano this weekend. What are we doing?"
"Getting plano drunk of course"
Intoxicated with pleasure
I should not have sent that sext when I was fuck drunk.