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1. A painfully ignorant person
"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."
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The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.
Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!
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Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
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A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.
"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."
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A female who is "fugly" and also might have larger nuts than a man.
Second meaning: A "fugly" girl who is also crazy.
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A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.
Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"
Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"
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