post-traumatic song depression

When a song, linked to an emotional memory, becomes impossible to listen to without getting depressed, due to some traumatic events that you associate with the song/memory, such as a breakup or someone dying.

"When he broke my heart, he gave me post-traumatic song depression every time I listen to 'Pale Blue Eyes' by the Velvet Underground."

"Since she died, I've had post-traumatic song depression over every song we listened to together."

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Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination

The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.

"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."

or:

"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."

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two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

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two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger

Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

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Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)

The temporary false attraction/chemistry that occurs after a couple goes to prom. The couple usually starts dating or hanging out after the event, and the "relationship" becomes Facebook official in a matter of days.

The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.

John: Jane, you look BEAUTIFUL.

Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.

*24 hours later*

John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*

Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*

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ex post fucto

lost in the mail

the letter from dad was ex post fucto

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post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.

I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

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