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During a four-way sexual encounter involving three men and one woman, the act of triple-penetrating the woman.
Man we met this really freaky chick out last night and took her back to our hotel for the ole triple hole punch.
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When a girl thrusts her vagina into your nose causing it to bleed.
This one time I had a threeway with a straight girl and gave her a fish punch taco.
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More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.
Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.
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the act performed by Jess and Joyce after a long night of Long Island Iced teas.
Hey Joyce! May I tongue punch your dirtstar? mmm mmm good!
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When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
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When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.
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1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
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