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The exact opposite of a role model. A person that does virtually everything wrong and is the person you aspire NOT to be in life. A clusterfuck and a loser of epic proportions. If you do the opposite of everything this person does, you will be much better off.
Andy: What the actual fuck is Brett's problem? Why is he the way that he is?
Paul: Brett's what you call a "reverse role model". He lies, he cheats, he steals, he's ugly as sin. He's just a general piece of shit. Stay away from him because he will fuck you over when given the opportunity.
Andy: And I thought my middling 9-to-5 wagie life sucked. At least I'm not that guy.
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Now, this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how to define a reverse Bel Air.
A reverse Bel Air is when you
start a conversion, but you use
the lyrics from the theme of a song beyond compare
the theme song to the show fresh prince of Bel Air
Now this is a story all about how my life got filliped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I added music to an urban dictionary definition for reverse bel air but fail it in the example
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When a girl is giving head to a guy and when he finishes in her mouth the girl pretends to swallow. The girl then leans in for a kiss and when they kiss she dumps his load in his mouth.
A girl was giving me head and when I finished and she wanted a kiss I knew I was going to get a reverse milk delivery.
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When someone would be raped by a dolphin or a person dressed like a dolphin in the water from behind. Just when the dolphin thinks he has the drop on the victim he preforms a reach around and fucks the dolphin until death. The victim still tired from his amazing triumph must then eat the jizz covered dolphin remains to have strength in order to survive.
The Reverse dolphin stratle sounds brave.
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Sexual position where the guy bends over in front of the girl and sticks his dick back through his legs to fuck her.
Me: I heard Paul fucked some chick reverse doggy style last night.
Justin: Really? I didn't think his dick was big enough for that.
Me: You're probably right. He's a liar.
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When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and your girlfriend pulls out, spins round and in hits you in the face with a shovel. As you stand up dazed and holding your head she pokes you in the eye, puts the shovel in your hands and pushes you backwards onto a chair, making you look like an angry gravekeeper.
Tom: When I was doing Sarah in the ass last night she gave me the reverse angry gravekeeper.
Ben: Didn't she do that in return for the angry gravekeeper you gave her last night.
Tom: Yeah. If I wasn't so dazed after she hit me with the shovel I would have smacked her in the face with it.
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to try and perform anal sex while you partner is trying to take a shit.
george did the reverse oil rig on hartman.
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