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The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.
Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad
Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?
When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.
This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
the act of having unprotected anal sex with a female partner.
ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!
When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.
For our annual I made him a blood salad.