Random
Source Code
Random
National Have hardcore sex with a friend day : Is when you have hardcode sex with one of your friends until you cum
Person1: lets have hardcore sex
Person2: why?
Person1: because it's September 16
Person2: okay daddy
1👍 2👎
Person1: do you know what today is ?
Person 2: no..
Person1: september 16
Kiss a guys who names starts with K
Because i said tiktok September 16
Give the tall people a.k.a. the people over 5’4 5 dollars today
Person 1- oh hello it’s September 9
Person 2- yup pay up
Person 1- ok ok
Free pie day! A day to achieve world peace through the distribution of pies without charge
Joseph: Hey man, do you want a free pie? September 9 is free pie day!
Earl: Thanks, I love pies! This inspired me to bake my own pies and give them to my neighbors!
The most popular birthday in the USA. People born this day are either narcissistic or very kind. If you know someone with this birthday do not get them mad. They probably have very bad anxiety and ocd.
When is your birthday
September 9th
So is mine
The day all Urban Dictionary user watch Return of The King starring Elijah Wood.
Person A: It’s September 22!
Person B: *slowly slides the extended version of return of the king into the DVD player*