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Legendary talk show host Jerry Springer has died, according to a statement from his family shared with multiple outlets. He was 79.
Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79: Reporting
stating the obvious, saying something unfunny or lame
boy:yo momma so slow she walk at 2 miles per hour
girl: aw you just showed em
any sex act involving rimjobs wherein consent by anyone involved was not real consent
neither of them are gay at all it was a rimjobrape slander show
The best way to save oneself from getting called short.
Fan: Oh my gawd I'm taller than-
Rapper: "HOW WAS THE SHOW?!"
The pleasant feeling a preformer experiences after the preformance is over, as if everything is right with the world.
My show buzz from tonight's preformance still has not warn off, I hope it never does.
Spinning an absolute dime around like Cinderella
Typically happens on Easter
Buddy, you should’ve seen the Rell Show last night.
A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.
Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"