neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

Neck Cooter

The flaps of skin from an persons neck which resembles the female vulva.

Donald Trump's neck cooter is looking like the Arby's Big Montana lately

No Necked

When you jack off so hard your chin goes into your chest and you no longer have a neck

I no necked so hard last night I passed out

Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

George Bush’s neck

A particularly used and worn out vagina.

Man mission accomplished I just got in that George Bush’s neck