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When you are ghosted by a bro.
Hey man, I got bro ghosted. Mack hasn’t text me in a week.
The science how how things work in relation to the human body as defined by bro’s. No college degree required.
Sally g broke down the bro science on how to lose 90 pounds in 3 months.
Arcane lifting knowledge passed down through the ages from gym rats to gym beginners. This is sacred knowledge, this is your holy bible
Receiving bro science knowledge from your gym bro is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from god
Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.
Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
Being finacially poor but wealthy in "Bro" related goods.
" Greg has no money in the bank but is wearing $200 sunglasses.He's Bro Rich"
Dumbass reactors that make the best memes ever
Hobo bros are so funny lololololololololollolol
When you're out and about picking up women with friends and you see one that you're unsure about and you start to say something like "That girl's pretty sexy" but you're friend with more taste interrupts you and says "That's a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: "You see that girl running in them tight booty shorts?"
Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it