Mexican Maid

A maid that doesn't take shit from anyone, and if you mess with her, you will get the chancla. She also knows how to work with her master's blade very well, and she sometimes gets rewards for treating it so well.

Person 1: Did you hear about that mexican maid?
Person 2:Yeah, I'm making sure not to mess with her.

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Mexican Tallahassee

The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.

"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."

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Snow Mexicans

Another way to say Canadians for Americans that hate mexico, commonly used by Mexico and Canada haters to describe Canadians in an offensive way.

Person 1: Fuck canadians...sigh.
Person 2: More like Snow Mexicans.
Person 1: The fuck?!
Canadian 1: Hey, you fucking bitch, did you just said Canada was the worst country? He was my favorite hetalia character for 70 BILLION YEARS...you can't talk shit about him, motherfucker.
Mexican 1: Go fuck yourself.
Cuban 1: topkek

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mexican portrait

When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.

I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.

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mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

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Mexican Takeout

The form of 69 where the partners primary focus is to eat each others anus.

Hey man your not looking to good today.

I know, my girl wanted to go out to eat last night.

Must have gotten some mexican takeout

You could say that

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Mexican Shotgun

After hitting a marijuana related item, before exhaling, allow a friend to push on your chest with your back flat against the wall. Hold your breath while they are applying pressure, then once you need to breath signal them to let off. Once you exhale, the oxygen traooed in your lungs will race to your brain cause a system overload kinda. In other words super high super fast. Warning - you could possibly black out, have someone their to catch you.

Dude, I gave someone their first Mexican shotgun and they were slumped!

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