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An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.
Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!
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The opposite of what conservatives sometimes hilariously refer to as "lame-stream media" which is a take on mainstream media, their code word for "liberal media". Fly-over media is AM Talk Radio, foxnews, Wall Street Journal, New York Post, Washington Times, Sarah Palin's facebook page, and things written on the bathroom wall of a restroom in Oklahoma.
I heard somewhere that Obama is a muslim and that he never went to Cornell but I can't remember what fly-over media outlet it was from, maybe it was on Glenn Beck's radio show.
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Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".
"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."
"Oh yea? My cows can fly."
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dress well or die trying to do it.
Bro get fly or die trying. If you not on that of timing get away from me.
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The amazing sex move where the male rapidly runs through the bedroom door, while flapping his arms like a chicken and making weird chicken noises, whilst also flying through the air and making a full cock insertion into the woman's vagina.
Shoulda seen me Gibbo, I did The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus) on Karen's arse, she said she never seen a sexier bit of poultry in her life,
when someone he/she says something ridiculously stupid.
Person 1: Hey do you know that you cannot breathe underwater?
Person 2: go fly kite lah
Meaning to be extremly cool like awesome new shoes!
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