Having sex in a tree with leaves attached to you using the sap of the tree to attach it to your body meanwhile you are covered in camoflauge paint
Look at those wild humans enjoying tree style
a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly
can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉
Green tree that hang over at the top.
Look at that tree that hands over, it looks like a grump tree.
When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.
Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.
The TBHK AU where Kou is really sad and a tree kills his sister and stuff.
I have a really bad addiction to it.
“Do you know Tree Sister?”
“No.”
“You’ll know soon.”
A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th
hey it’s june 29th
Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day
That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!
It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree