pool rack full of afro hair

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.

i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

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full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

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A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of

Only said by legends, this phrase is so powerful

Person 1: hey guy man who’s it going
Person 2: A full commitment is what I am thinking of
Person 3: NOOOOO HE RICK ROLLED YOU
Person 4: But it’s “A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of”
Person 1: *cri because rig role*

Hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon

A response to an increase in temperature; or being in the presence of a multitude of police officers.

Turn on the air conditioning, it is hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon in here.

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dont talk with your mouth full

a phraze used sence the beginning of time for the act in which a girl ( while giving head ) proceeds so say something along the lines of i love you, this is great, smells like beef cakes whatever.

or used in reference to talking while eating at the dinner table bitchy moms oftan use this to discourage kids from spitting mashed patatos at each other while yelling " go broncos "

girl : gobble gobble ( mutters i love you or yada yada )
guy: um dont talk with your mouth full

kid: ( spinage in the mouth ) god this fukin sucks
mom: listen nipple head dont talk with your mouth full

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young, dumb and full of cum

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.

After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.

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a box full of sharp objects

A box, usually constructed from cardboard and clag glue containing an arsenal of sharp objects.
such as.
Glass, razorblades, pins, needles, sticks, swords...

*A box of sharp objects... what a beautiful thing

*Hey Max, let us go and get a box full of sharp ojects together!

*"Do you think Mother would mind if I brought a box full of sharp objects?"

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