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To fall from grace very quickly; wasting your life partying, drinking, fucking, and glamorizing Jersey Shore and the Kardashians to the point where your morning hangover consists of you having lost your future, your friends, your family, and your true self.
This is a reference to the cities of Anaheim and Santa Ana being in a close walking distance (Anaheim is seen as the "nicer" city while Santa Ana is seen as "ghetto")
To go nowhere in your life.
"Yesterday Dumbass Jessica was bragging on Facebook about how she’s out with her friends partying in hotels in the city and that everyone should be jealous. This morning she’s posted she’s stuck in Anaheim and has to walk to Santa Ana." -- creepycreepmeout, Tumblr
A prime example of walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana.
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If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.
Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.
But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.
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A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.
"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"
--morons who need sleep
"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"
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carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch
Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something
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Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.
"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."
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n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
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An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females
boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.
girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
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