Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie
Friend 2: oh shit
1. When someone presents a fact with great confidence, but is ultimately wrong. Typically caused by trusting information from dubious sources, or from misunderstanding the original source material
2. A misspelling so bad that it becomes impossible to decipher the intended meaning of the message
A filthy dirty nigger, good for nothing, steals everything, and has a piece of shit truck. Samsquanch butthole smelling mother flicker.
Look at That in the toilet its a real kyle vangor
A privileged white male, who is utterly shit at Pro Clubs, runs his mouth at everyone for everything they do and thinks that everyone cares about what he says.
Wow. Kyle Cochrane is such a filthy dog.
The art of screaming racial slurs at the peak climax of ejaculation during intercourse.
"Bro I heard you did a Kyle Tactic last night"
"Ya bro, it was chill fr"
John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!
Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”