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A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"
"No sir"
"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"
"No sir."
"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"
"... Allah Akbar?"
When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild
Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight
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to pull your dick like your pulling a rope
he was pulling the horse and let go, so the white horse went for miles
when your ankles are crackly as fuck
"dude listen to those ankles crackalackin youve got some damn horse ankles on them feet
A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.
Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse