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Toilet Soup

A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.

This toilet soup is delicious!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024


Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 6, 2021


toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 12, 2012


Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021


Slutty Toilet

Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.

Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*

Cooper: Gina..

Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?

Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.

*call ends*

by dorkeylordcoopersian March 28, 2016


Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.

Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!

by AHandsomeGuy March 13, 2016


Toilet Glizzy

A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.

Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"

Person 2: "You eat it bro?"

by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024