A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.
This toilet soup is delicious!
When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.
Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.
My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.
Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.
Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*
Cooper: Gina..
Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?
Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.
*call ends*
A word to describe one's poor internet.
Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!
A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"