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1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd
1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.
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slang term for a toilet plunger
Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?
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One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.
guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.
guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.
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I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these
Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!
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When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”
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Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd
That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows
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Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.
Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"
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