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May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.
Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?
Camielle: Eww no, why?
Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!
Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.
Pred day is a day for everyone to violently slap a sexual predator. This day is held every year on the 8th September.
I whacked a pred on National Pred Day last year
April 19th marks the day of national G-Ster day of the one and only will tanner
“Yo dude do you know what day it is, it’s national will tanner day”
October 18th is National Stoke Day… Get Stoked
Are you Rippin the Park? It’s National Stoke Day
A day when anything and everything is an accident.
Oh shit Eden Clark was born on October 18! That’s National Accidents Day!
On April 17th
You can flirt all you want without anyone getting mad at you. So if someone has a bf/gf you can still flirt with them.
"Hey cutie"
"I have a girlfriend"
"So? Its national flirt day"
December 21 is national idiots day where we celebrate being idiots
Happy national idiots day dumbass