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When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.
"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"
"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
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Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.
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When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.
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A phrase used to express your satisfaction with someones proposed course of action. The phrase was actually first coined by Simon Lambert on the 6th Floor of the Playford Builidng at the South Australian Institiute of Technology in mid 1984. Simon responded with "Cool Bananas" after one of the Malaysian students hacked into the Unibversity computer and changed all of the years assignment outcomes to the right answers , therefore saving hours of time trying to generate an R-squared in excess of 98.9%.
Person 1 : I just bought a metre long stick of licorice !
Person 2 : Cool bananas !!
Person 1 : I can get it done but I may need to kill Mary ...
Person 2 : Cool bananas
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AKA an "un-ripe penis"
A male that has not experienced sexual intercourse.
"Guess what? I heard Josh is a green banana!"
"No way! Well that explains why he asks so many questions in sex-ed!"
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A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."
OR
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!