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To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.
"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"
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to go out drinking without much money, or to be with friends who are drinking when you cannot be drinking. The term comes from when funds are low and one must theoretically resort to other resources of alcohol (such as mouthwash) to get a buzz. Note this term does not imply drinking said mouthwash.
1: Would you like to go out drinkin' tonight?
2: No, I've no money. I'd be a fifth wheel.
1: Don't matter. Just ride the blue wave with us anyway, man.
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It's a radical doggy style. The principle is the same, but requires a long hair dame. You ride her and when she's really close scream you got AIDS! She'll be kicking and jumping just like a rodeo bull.
She: Ho, baby i'm cumming!!!!!Ho my god...
You: sorry babe...i got AIDS!
She: you fu**ing bastard, get out...let me go...(Kicks and Jumps...)
you: yeah! i'm Riding the rodeo bull !!!
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Common slang.
Something easy / everybody would be able to accomplish.
Oh, it will be dead easy, like riding a bike.
Just like riding a bloody bike.
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When two gay dads decide to have butt sex using a frozen dildo and a hair dryer. The first dad penetrates the second dad's ass with the frozen dildo while at the same time blowing the second dad's ass with a hair dryer.
Sam Lloyd walked in on his first dad performing an Antarctic Safari Ride on his second dad. He has not shown up to school for the past three weeks.
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An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.
"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."
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