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mid-air swordfight

When two men participate in the act of swordfighting in mid-air while skydiving.

Guy 1: Yo, the other day me and John went skydiving.
Guy 2: Oh really?
Guy 1: Yeah. We decided to do some mid-air swordfighting. It was pretty funny.

by Someone, somewhere, somehow December 2, 2018


Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by April 24, 2023


Air Thief

Someone that is dreamed unworthy to exist so is a waste of any energy on that is an "Air Thief".

She Doesn't Deserve to exist what an Air Thief

by The Star sign of Scorpio 🦂 December 22, 2022


Air Kenpo

Practising Air Kenpo is a form of martial arts and movement in which the artists pretends to perform Kenpo Karate techniques. Techniques while performed on a fall-guy or uki have no contact whatsoever. The "Meaningful Dialogue" principle can not reciprocated with the defenders self defence technique. Usually this form of Kenpo Karate stems from fear of hurting the fall guy. It give the practitioner a false sense of legitimacy of the art and their ability to perform in real life situations. This is not exercising control during exchange of fall guy/practitioner, but merely "going through the motions." It is sometimes beneficial to both the fall-guy/practitioner to experience some contact of hitting and being hit.

You need to start hitting, this is not Air Kenpo

by RobbieStJean March 17, 2013


Air cock

flying cockroach

Did you see that air cock fly on me?

by fatso34 August 15, 2021


Girardoni Air Rifle

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.

guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle

by Dat Cat June 18, 2020


air kick

When someone, most likely a guitarist of a rockband, throws a kick in the air during a song.

Damn, have you seen Andrew Stockdales air kick during his solo in "Dimension"?

by airkick April 25, 2017