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the best fxcking band ever.
the all-american rejects are as cool as heck.
& plus, the band includes nick wheeler...
who is absolutely beyond orgaaasmiic.
& why yes-- i slept with him the other night.
thnxxx for asking. <3
oh & if you haven't heard of AAR yet,
how long have you been hiding under that rock?
anyway; here's a short list of some of their songs:
x paper heart
x the last song
x eyelash wishes
x dirty little secret
x change your mind
x drive away
x swing swing
x i'm waiting
x one more sad song
x it ends tonight
SO REMEMBER KIDS:
the all-american rejects = rad rad RAD
the all-american rejects are so amaaaaaziing, it hurts.
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The North American Union is the event that will make thousands of American, Canadians and Mexicans shit their pants to the point of no return.
It will make Mexico, The US and Canada into one giant country, with one currency called the Amero and open borders allowing all citizens of the three countries to travel, live and work freely in either land. Very much like the European Union. Some ignorant people think of this North American Union as a myth, but then again, the European Union was a ¨myth¨ too and see what happened?.
¨The North American Union sure made things alot easier for the goverment to know everything about its citizens! Did you get your RFID chip implanted in your arm yet? I did along with my National ID and a 10 Ameros cuppon to buy food at Mexicamericanada Mart! ROFL¨
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Intrusive 24-page survey that Americans will be required by the Census Bureau to fill out every year. It asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.
It's mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.
When I received my American Community Survey, I crumpled it up and threw it away.
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The neoconservative version of the race card. What neocons pull when trying to get you to support an unpopular war or the like.
Bob: So what if there weren't any WMD's? If you don't support the war effort, you're anti-american!
Joe: Way to pull the anti-american card bro...
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a good band that has lost some of their luster. their members are tyson ritter, bass and vocals, nick wheeler, guitar and vocals, mike kennerty, guitar and vocals, chris gaylor, drums. they started out with their first album "the all american rejects" which was a great album. their sophmore album "move along" was also a classic. their third album, though still good, was a bit of a letdown. their other two are only remembered by long time fans, and now every 13 year old girl in the country is putting proclaming "OMG!!!! WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL"
you will also find that on their myspace and facebook status updates.
do yourself a favor and check out their first two albums to get to know the real rejects. check out their songs like why worry, happy endings, don't leave me, dance inside, straight jacket feeling, change your mind, and time stands still.
13 year old girl: "i hope this gives you hell! omg!!"
true all american rejects fan: "you poser, you don't even know the all american reject's true style. go check out their songs like move along, why worry, don't leave me, and dance inside"
13 year old girl: "what is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
true all american rejects fan: "go listen to lady gaga you poser."
a good man: dude, the all american rejects are a good band
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A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!
Can you tune my guitar?
Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!
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When Americans over-react.
See: Bay of Pigs. This would be a excellent example of an American Over-Reaction: here are 4 more: driving and realizing that the left lane isn't the lane to be in, parent's reaction when you come home too late, neighbor's reaction to loud parties, cops reaction to someone smoking weed
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