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A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive
God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner
When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.
Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.
Reaching arousal through a business transaction.
Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.
That feel when a guy knows he's about to have sex/mansturbate and his body starts to shiver and feel cold to warm up.
A: Are you feeling ok?
B: yeah, it's just a bit of boner shivering
when this <==3 is a boner and gets shoved into this (_o_)
billy: i nutted but i had a boner!
jimmy: you boner nutted! congrats!
Somebody who works on or fixes a boner
Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.