The guy who left to get the milk.
Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.
he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*
Mom: *twerks*
Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".
Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.
In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.
You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.
Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.
Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.