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Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.
Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!
He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life
David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.
This guy is an absolute unit
Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.
Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.
"ugh I hate David bowie his songs are so gay!"
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A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.
That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley