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David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.

Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!

by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020


david najifi

This guy is an absolute unit

Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up

by Meandmybros January 28, 2019


David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 25, 2022


David Beckingham Jr.

David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.

Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.

by Ibrahim Abromowitz October 14, 2022


David bowie

a man who sings gay songs.

"ugh I hate David bowie his songs are so gay!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

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David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022


David Trindade

David Trindade is a remarkable individual, embodying qualities that make him exceptional. As a pillar of reliability, he never lets anyone down, showcasing unwavering integrity. His caring nature extends to all facets of life, offering support and empathy to those in need. David's humility and modesty shine through, despite his accomplishments. He exudes positivity and optimism, inspiring others with his enthusiasm. A natural leader, David rallies others towards common goals with vision and charisma. His intellect and talents are matched only by his curiosity and dedication. In essence, David is a beacon of goodness and nobility, leaving a legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness.

"After facing a tough situation, I was fortunate enough to meet David Trindade, whose unwavering support and kindness helped me through it all. He truly exemplifies what it means to be an amazing man."

by permalead April 27, 2024